Warm on the outside, emotionally unavailable on the inside. This zip hoodie pairs everyday comfort with perfectly dry humor, making it an easy go-to for low-energy days and dark moods. Soft, cozy, and easy to layer, it’s built for those who run on caffeine, sarcasm, and the occasional existential crisis. Comfortable, honest, and effortlessly relatable.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Full metal zipper and adjustable hood with self-colored drawstring
- Spacious front pockets and classic-fit silhouette with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Shipping Information
- Made to order and fulfilled via our US & EU production partners
- Delivery estimate is calculated at checkout based on your location
Warm on the outside, emotionally unavailable on the inside. This zip hoodie pairs everyday comfort with perfectly dry humor, making it an easy go-to for low-energy days and dark moods. Soft, cozy, and easy to layer, it’s built for those who run on caffeine, sarcasm, and the occasional existential crisis. Comfortable, honest, and effortlessly relatable.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Full metal zipper and adjustable hood with self-colored drawstring
- Spacious front pockets and classic-fit silhouette with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Shipping Information
- Made to order and fulfilled via our US & EU production partners
- Delivery estimate is calculated at checkout based on your location
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